January 2010
57 posts
WHY!?
paper-diaries:
fuckyeahzonkosjokeshop:
marauder-:
thegrex:
London, June 30, 1997. Harry Potter & the Sorcerer’s Stone is published. this is where our fandom starts. where our HP family starts. where our favorite adventure starts. IDK, October 5, 2005. Twilight is Published. 4 years (or so) ago Twilight was initially rejected by 14 agents. (I wonder why) obsessed teen girls want...
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50 Interesting Facts.COOOOOOOL
nicoyyy:
denisecampos:
neversayforeverrr:
somethingintellectual:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will...
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang...
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
lightyears by eheads
Inside my mind I, look forward to tomorrow But can I leave yesterday behind How it feels so strange To have grown and change Now it’s not the same
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Bagay Ko (Pare ko by Eheads Tausug Version)
Bagay Ko
(Pare ko by Eheads Tausug Version)
Bagay ko, aun na sab ako problema
Aykawg iyan “na isab?”
Inlab ako ha hambuk first year naisab
Dih ko tuud kahatihan
Ayaw tana lubakan
sin paginum yan
Gamman tumaud pa in sakit sin iban
babat ha tiyan
Unu in lingkat
In kami nagkilahi na
Laung ku an chance ta
Pagkitah, asta ridto na hadja
pangannal ko makajari pa
(refrain)
...
lumipas ang maraming taon, di na tayo nagkita
balita ko may anak ka na
ngunit...
– eraserheads
The average amount of time the ball is in play on... →
tumbledore:
People watch three hours of football to witness 11 minutes of actual play. This is why American football is boring and why basketball and soccer are the greatest sports in the world.
11 minutes of actual play
12 minutes of shots of the head coaches and referees
17 minutes of replays
60 minutes of commercials
75 minutes of shots of players huddling, standing at the line of...
It is not worthy of a speaker of truth to curse people.
– -Prophet Mohammad SAW
Whoever doeth good to girls, it will be a curtain to him from hell-fire.
– -Prophet Mohammad SAW
Knock Knock LeBron James
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lebron!
Lebron Who?
LeBron Lebron SINTA, buko ng Papaya, dala-dala'y buslo.
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KONTI LANG NAMAN TAYO DITO SA TUMBLR.
like na lang nating ang isa’t isa. HAHA
c'mon, not the BLANK stare.
whowhowho
formspring.me
herrashiness:
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/herrashiness
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
– Daniel Patrick Moynihan
The only one who can tell you ‘you can’t ’ is you. And you...
– Nike
tumblr's not a blogging platform anymore.
camzkieskisses:
iniminiminimo:
solittletime:
iheartchucks:
wanna know why?
people care too much about tumblarity. they complain about it all the fucking time. it’s getting irritating. it’s just a motherfucking number.
when people ask other people to follow them, and those people dont, they’d be all, “you bitch, why didnt you follow me?”. this is WRONG. i mean, dont take it personally,...
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iTweet
HAHA