A Mufti and a Reverend
The Rev. asked the Mufti: What is your occupation?
Mufti: I am into a big business.
Rev: What business exactly?
Mufti: I deal with God.
Rev: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with you Muslims: you oppress your women !
Mufti: How do we oppress women?
Rev: You make them cover up completely and you keep them in the homes.
Mufti: Ah. i have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY !
Rev: What? how can one oppress money?
Mufti: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's such a beautiful & precious thing?
Rev: It will get stolen, obviously !
Mufti: You keep your money hidden because it is so valueable. We value the true worth of women far, far more ! Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity !
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