Rev:Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem with you Muslims: you oppress your women !
Mufti:How do we oppress women?
Rev:You make them cover up completely and you keep them in the homes.
Mufti:Ah. i have a problem with you people: you oppress MONEY !
Rev:What? how can one oppress money?
Mufti:You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes. You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's such a beautiful & precious thing?
Rev:It will get stolen, obviously !
Mufti:You keep your money hidden because it is so valueable. We value the true worth of women far, far more ! Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity !